This is so silly I know but here's the story...
My husband has a sick day to use by the end of the month or he'll lose it. So he said he's going to "call off sick". Then he mentioned something about changing his facebook status to back it up. He was going to
put something about v*. I was like nooooooooooo! Cause if you lie about it, then God will punish you and make you v* and then I'll get it too!! I know that totally sounds crazy. Lol