Re: OT: The roommate thing, now there's a small child in my house.
I'm so sorry you are stuck in this situation. It totally sucks. I may just be a total bitch, but he is not your guest and he is living in your home so you have every right to lay down the house rules so to speak. I would write up an itemized list of the rules (including handwashing and that he is not to be touching/eating your food/using your bathroom unless they want to pay you for rent and groceries). If you make it obvious that you don't want them there and stick to your guns regarding the rules maybe they will take the hint and get a hotel where they belong. I would not put up with this at all.
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