***warning, some people may find this too much... If you can't stand the *B* word, turn back now!

So... Here's the deal. I just burped (like, a "normal" burp) for the first time in like... Forever. And it was just a random, out of nowhere thing. Usually if I have a gas build up where I feel "burpie" it just kinda gurgles at the back of my throat. Idk. It's weird. If i have a "real" burp it feels like *V-ing (the only time I usually burp is when *V-ing). Anyway, even just HEARING someone burp really loud makes me *N. And on that point, most people can burp at will... For me, the best way to describe it is like my body physically doesn't KNOW how to do that.

Is anyone else messed up like me??? Lol