What. The. Has anyone experienced this?!

[alexikiss]

I haven't been to this site in ages, but after what just happened, I had to. I don't know whether to laugh or have a panic attack so actually I'm doing both.

I live in an apartment where the walls are paper thin and I can literally here the upstairs neighbors peeing on almost a daily basis. You might think you know where this is going, but it's not. Not quite.

I'm in my room just now with the window open and I hear what sounds to be this man...heaving. Loudly. Like this exaggerated noise, over and over. There is another apartment complex within a few feet of my back window (so close I never open my blinds because there is no view and I don't need to put on a show). I'm not sure where this sound is coming from. It actually happened about a week ago, that time at 5:30 am. It sounded like someone was having a hairball. I couldn't figure out what it was at first because it didn't sound like the typical sound. Not that I would know what that sounds like because I...don't go near anyone who vomits. I had my window closed that time and I STILL heard it.

It has to be the same individual and I don't know WTF they are doing. After laying here, paralyzed in shock and confusion, I jumped up to slam the window shut. Moments later, I heard the upstairs neighbor do the same, lol.

So I guess my question is, has anyone else had to deal with this type of freaky situation in their living quarters? I mean, is it necessary to make that loud demonstrative heave? It's almost like people who sneeze too loudly; I just don't feel it's necessary to make all of that noise. Then again, I wouldn't know anything about vomiting since I haven't done that since about '83? '84? This is my first time living in an apartment with a roommate and I guess I'm just not used to it. It's also not the most modern/luxurious joint and had I really known that before arriving on a whim (long story), I might have given it another thought. *shudders*

So yeah, what was the point of all this. Anyone ever hear your neighbors barfing? Traumatized from it?