False.

TPBM has a "safe hour" that must pass before they are able to relax and sleep.

True.

TPBM wish there existed a pill that could replace all meals of the day so they didn’t have to eat actual food.

I fortunately did not vomit in 2017. Seems like I'm in the majority. I was sure I was going to a bunch of times, though; I think I'm in the majority in that respect, too.

True.

TPBM has never been food poisoned.

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