People couldn't line up to v* in the washrooms. The seatbelt signs would have been on had it been that bad. Also, i fly London to LA about 7-8 times a year and I have NEVER experienced turbulence...

I dont drink at all. Partly because I dont really like the taste, must most probably because of my phobia in all honesty.

No need to panic people. They are not airborne, unless as the poster says you are next to someone when they v* and the spray goes in to the air. In other words, it is not like a cold where you can...