Ok so this might be ridiculous but whateva...


Last night, My oldest dog Bailey ran up to me and basically tackled me(All in a loving way of course)...Anyways, he freakin licked my mouth and yes, I do believe that some part of this went inside my mouth...I know, gross...


Am I gonna catch a sv* that way?


It's been almost 24 hours...My dogs are all old, fat and lazy and say in the house...The go in the backyard to tinkle but refuse to stay out there...


I am just so grossed out and worried because the dog sits around and licks his ass all day and then licks my mouth...


gag me.