LOL!
You're an Emet if...
You completely mutilate the food your mother slaved away on for a day with a fork and knife, inspecting for any detection of undercooked meat.
You crush the hand of your boyfriend or girlfriend that you're holding as you walk past a stranger who is leaning over, looking slightly pale.
You shake handswith a coworker who had been sick two days previously, smiling politely, then flee to bathroom where you vigorously wash your hands a dozen times, causing people in the proximity to stop and stare at you, eyebrows raised.Edited by: chemicalemotion
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