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    How about we make our own T'was the Night before Christmas? Each person add a line? Here's the original in case anyone needs a little aid (like me lol):
    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
    not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
    in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

    The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
    while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
    And Mama in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
    had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

    When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew like a flash,
    tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
    gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
    when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

    With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
    More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came,
    and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
    "Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
    Now, Prancer and Vixen!
    On, Comet! On, Cupid!
    On, Donner and Blitzen!
    To the top of the porch!
    To the top of the wall!
    Now dash away! Dash away!
    Dash away all!"


    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
    when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
    so up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
    with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
    the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
    As I drew in my head and was turning around,
    down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.


    He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
    and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
    A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
    and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
    His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
    and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.
    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
    and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
    He had a broad face and a little round belly,
    that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
    and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
    soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
    and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
    And laying his finger aside of his nose,
    and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
    And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
    But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,

    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"



    <
    \"As soon as you trust yourself,you will know how to live.\"
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    \"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.\"
    Benjamin Franklin

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    The stockings were bleached and hung with great care,


    In hopes that no sv* germs could ever get there!
    "Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."

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    The shelves were stocked with pepto aligned with care


    in hopes thatno ill personsoon would be there.

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    ahh Mary ya beat me to it! lol

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    Oops! Sorry!
    "Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."

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    The emets were nestled all snug in their beds


    with no nightmares or visions swirling 'round in their heads
    Be Here Now

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    And, Mama with her valium and I with my dramamine


    Had settled down for the night, if you know what I mean!
    "Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."

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    When I awoke I could tell something was the matter,
    I sprang from my bed it was just to empty my bladder.

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    But then down to the kitchen i ran in a dash
    to open the cubord to take out my stash........of mint tea.....
    ~viva~

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    The moon on the label of brand new lysol


    gave the sparkle of "germ free" to all objects I saw


    Be Here Now

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    when, what to my ears do I hear,
    thea noise upstairs it has brought me some fear.

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    YAY it was reindeer I heard on the roof top!


    Do you think Santa washes his hands between every stop?
    \"As soon as you trust yourself,you will know how to live.\"
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    \"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.\"
    Benjamin Franklin

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    Then I spotted in his sack a lemon hygiene wipe, if he doesn't wash his hands he'll thereby be alright!
    .:**:.Tracey.:**:.

    Fall seven times, stand up eight.
    - Japanese proverb


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    Then santa came in looking blue from the cold andbrought me a present worth a sack full of gold-it was a tablet he said," now swallow it all up, this will make u never throw up".
    kath x

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    But only one wipe, to last through the night?


    surely a sackful would only seem right!





    (wasn't easy Tracey!)



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    I took so long pissing about with words - Kfitz got in first, now it don't sound right - boo hoo!

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    Trudy you crack me up!!
    .:**:.Tracey.:**:.

    Fall seven times, stand up eight.
    - Japanese proverb


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    haha that was funny, we're all poets n we donteven know it.[img]smileys/smilies_04.gif[/img]
    kath x

 

 

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