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    Ok, I saw this game on the show 90210 where they'd read their fortune cookies fortune then add the phrase "in bed" to the end, it makes things pretty funny and works with quotes too... so I thought everyone could try posting one of their favorite quote and then add "in bed" to it to see what happens. Very juvenile game I know... but its still a good destressor.


    I'll start and I'm taking a little literary license since it's a three part quote[img]smileys/smilies_02.gif[/img]


    "There are those who make things happen (in bed), There are those who watch things happen (in bed), and there are those who wonderWhat happened (in bed)"



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    lol ....i cant think of a good one
    To live is to find meaning...

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    I think we need a jump start


    Albert Einstein


    "Imagination is more important than knowledge........ (in bed)"


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    "A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good..... (in bed)"Edited by: stormchaser97

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    while to succeed is possible only in one way.\"";
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    quotes[17] = "\"Failing to plan is planning to fail.\"";
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    quotes[19] = "\"Silent gratitude isnít much use to anyone.\"";
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    quotes[22] = "\"What you dislike in another take care to correct in yourself.\"";
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    quotes[23] = "\"It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way.\"";
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    Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.\"";
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    \"As soon as you trust yourself,you will know how to live.\"
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    \"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.\"
    Benjamin Franklin

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    this is from a fortune cookie i once got...


    a very attractive lady has a message for you (in bed)





    hmm...what else?


    Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties (in bed) -Aesop


    Beatiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art (in bed). ~Eleanor Roosevelt

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    a few fortunes of mine:

    "Your many talents attract others, so e sure to use them (in bed)"


    "A routine trip turns into an enchanting escapade (in bed)"


    Simple but oh so true....

    "You can have everything in life that you want, if you just give enough other people what they want (in bed ) " zig ziglar


    "Actions speak louder than words (in bed)"


    "the bigger they are, the harder they fall (in bed)"



    Edited by: stormchaser97

 

 

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