A young guy from Texas moves to
California and goes to a big store looking for a job. The manager says,
"Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a
salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave
him the job. "You can start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and
see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got
through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How
many sales did you make today?" the boss asked. The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a
day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.64." The boss
says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?" The kid says, "First I
sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I
sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I
asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I
told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Blazer." The boss said,
"A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and
truck?" The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for
his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go
fishing." </font>