A little happiness.

[abbey_normal]

For everyone that's been having a bad day (me included) a little joke to take your mind off of it for a little bit.


A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day.

"I'd love to be six again," was her reply.
On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

"Well Dear, what was it like to be six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.

[sunshine16]

ha! how true =P

[ejb199]

hehe! i think my jon goes def tho when i start speaking! he only hears wat he wants!

[mbs730]

funny, I've been having one of the worst days ever.
Nothing to do with vomiting, just been getting into fights with family
members and stuff, got into a horribly bitter fight with my dad, and my
daughter has been misbehaving horribly today, probably senses my
tension. thanks for the joke, it cheered me up.



Miriam

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[Jenneh]

hah yeah... i needed that too...


cheers!


Jen xxx

[abbey_normal]

you're all very welcome. Friend of mine emailed it to me and I sat and laughed for a few minutes and thought, maybe laughter would help everyone else who's been helping me lately.


So your welcome everyone, and thanks for the help this week.