1. With the exception of emetophobia, nothing scares me. I mean nothing. Not even things that should.

2. I am in the process of getting a book published.

3. I once had an affair with a married man.

4. I really wanted to be a Christian Pastor but that didn't work out.

5. I worked as a professional Dominatrix for about a year.

6. I love vegetables but hate vegans.

7. I'm OCD about cleanliness yet I absolutely hate cleaning. Can't stand it. Wish I never had to do it.

8. When I was a kid I was convinced that I was adopted and that my real parents were "out there" wanting to rescue me.

9. I sit across from every therapist I've ever seen and think, "You are a complete and total idiot." But then go on and tell them how much they've helped me because....

10. I'm a people-pleaser.