I'm sorry but I don't know what to do with myself.
Admittedly, my IBS has been pretty bad recently, but tonight feels so odd I can't cope.
I was walkign home from work at about 4, and since then, I've had really gross wind (sorry -tmi). I then had a pasta n sauce packet for tea and some Doritos (so unhealthy I know) as I needed something really quick as my OH has a friend coming round any minute now.
I've just got off the loo. It wasn't so urgent as I have experienced before but the PAIN. It shocked me, seriously!
I had really bad wind, followed by 'nuggets' followed by d*. I'm sorry that's so disgusting but it felt horrible.
I came out, and took an anti d* medicine and an anti emetic. But I've got myself all worked up as it felt so horrible. My OH comforted me but his friend will be around soon and I don't want him to meet me for the first time while I'm in and out of the loo and walking around like a looney.
I've hidden myself upstairs with a magazine and the laptop. Please help.