A recent topic made my gears start moving and I thought up a funny joke..... PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE AS THEY COME TO YOU!! Kind of a Jeff foxworthy redneck thing....just to kinda poke fun at ourselves.
If you have dived over your eighty year old grandmother just because somebody has the hiccups.... you might me an emet
If you've knocked over a group of nuns at choir practice because the person singing next to you had a pale complexion that day, you might me an emet.
If you've ever BOLTED from a bathroom with out pulling up your pants because somebody coughed you might be an emet.
If you've ever freaked out when someone asked you how you were doing that day you might be an emet.
If you've got more bleach stains on your hands than Michael Jackson you might me an emet.
C'mon guys, let's keep them coming.Edited by: hippychick