Ask a stupid question

[blood_tears]

...get a stupid answer


(aka one of the many version on the distraction game. great for when your a little out of sorts). ok how this works is exactly how it sounds. one person asks a question, the next person gives a random answer, hopefully silly or funny or weird, then asks a question. and so on and so forth.


example:


person 1: what is the meaning of life?


person 2: 385.2987 and a half. why is the sky blue


person 3: because i dont like pink. how much is that doggy in the window?


get the picture? ok good. i'll start...


if one plus one is two...what is your name?

[steph77]

murray, or possibly herbert, i'm not sure.


where is istanbul?

[spilled_milk]

In a grocery bag. Why do April showers bring May flowers?


<3 Anya--

[babygap5]

Because April is in love with May. Why did the chicken cross the road?

[blood_tears]

because of the turkey.


what is gender?

[sunshine16]

Something I dont have[img]smileys/smilies_02.gif[/img] What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[blood_tears]

the dinosaur.


what is ok?

[wing]

The birds are okay.


How many toes do you have? Edited by: wing

[swiftette]

Hey bleep you too!How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[swiftette]

[img]smileys/smilies_04.gif[/img]Hey I like these games!

[blood_tears]

*chomp*


am i cold or am i hot?

[swiftette]

your the icy hot patch!Is this dejavous?

[blood_tears]

i am plural!


would you eat green eggs and ham?

[swiftette]

I would not eat green eggs and ham not in a box not with a fox or with a side of lox. (made that last part up myself[img]smileys/smilies_04.gif[/img])Is the okey dokey really what it's all about?

[blood_tears]

its the hokey pokey!


my left or my other left?

[swiftette]

Oh my God I'm a big dork, I can't even get the hokey pokey right-how can I ever do the dance !! Thats right! Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

[blood_tears]

no it swims in squares.


what would you do if you had a million dollars?

[swiftette]

absolutly nothin!!!I'll tell ya this though, I'd buy a home with a guest house which would be my germ free zone. Why could'nt the professor fix the minnow but he could take a coconut and build just about anyything? And while we are on the subject, Why all the clothes for just a 3 hour tour???

[swiftette]

Wing, I hope I didn't offend you. When your question was how many fingers,and that was the first thing that came to mind, I was only kidding[img]smileys/smilies_09.gif[/img]

[swiftette]

If you don't pay your excorcist would you get reposessed?

[roxxi277]

Absolutly! If the grass is always greener on the other side.........where is the other side?

[charzysbebe]

In my neighbors yard.


If armpits stink when they sweat, why don't the back of your knees after sitting for long periods of time??



Charlotte

[charzysbebe]

Ooooh, ooooh, I got another one!!


What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? [img]smileys/smilies_04.gif[/img] Charlotte

[swiftette]

France....sorry my bad

[swiftette]

[img]smileys/smilies_04.gif[/img]I just had to put that in there-my hubby is French and I just love togive hima few zingers in every now and again. If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

[charzysbebe]

LOLOL!!!! Good question...um, because the idiot that named them was ass backwords...hehehehe!


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle???? Charlotte

[swiftette]

I've often wondered about that myself. And Isay because it's from the devil[img]smileys/smilies_38.gif[/img]yup, any substance that can make your forearm stick to the table so bad that you need to ask your child to retrieve a butter knife from the kitchen drawer so that you may free yourself, but yet REFUSES to stick a googley eye onto a foam sea creature-now that's straight from hell! why do we say "heads up" when we want someone to duck?And why say duck when we actually squat, can we not just say what we mean? Edited by: swiftette

[blood_tears]

because that would be too easy.


anyone wanna play a nice long game of monopoly?

[roxxi277]

Ok, but i'm the top hat!!



Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?[img]smileys/smilies_04.gif[/img]

[harmonygirl72]

Because fish have bones and ice cream doesn't!


What's the difference between an orange?