Be glad you're not a penis

[gumdropper1]

Be glad you're not a penis. Every time it gets excited, it throws up!

[bebzorg]

if i had an orgasm instead of nausea while throwing up i prob wouldnt be an emet.

[summerdazies]

Well, not every time.

[out_of_order]

This reminds me of a joke I heard that went something like this:

The penis and feet were having a conversation about who had it worse on the body.
The feet were complaining, "We definitely have the worst job on the body. Every morning we have to walk on a cold floor, then spend the rest of the day in hot smelly shoes."
The penis looked down at the feet and said, "You think that's bad? Every night I get shoved into a damp dark hole and made to do push-ups until I puke!

[DeadxxInside92]

His neighbor is also a real asshole and his family is nuts.