I've been blogging on and off for a while now but I thought it's good for me while I don't have much going on and other people might get a laugh out of it, so I started again and thought I'd share it for all you emets there might be emet posts at some point but it all depends. If you're easily offended or grossed out I don't reccommend you read it.
http://couchpotatothatsomehowisntfatyet.wordpress.com/ enjoy!