Just for laughs...

[x hannah x]

<H1 align=center>A friend sent me this and I thought it was really funny: (I have added comments)</H1>
<H1 align=center>40 Fun things to do in an elevator</H1>
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!' (I have done that, some people got off the lift it was so funny)
2. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly. (That would just be too cruel)
3. Sell Girl Scout cookies. (I have never had cookies to sell)
4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. (I do that without meaning too)
5. Shave. (....)
6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?' (Done it!)
7. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.(Never done that!)
8. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. (Yes, but I got asked to leave by this man, it was so embarassing!)
9. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.(Yes, I did that)
10. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. (Err no)
11. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. (I keep meaning to)
12. Do Tai Chi exercises. (Don't know how)
13. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!' (I am ashamed)
14. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!' (OH MY GOD!!!! IMAGINE IF SOMEONE DID THAT!!!!!!)
15. Meow occasionally. (Yes)
18. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!' (I scared people with that)
19. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. (NO!)
20. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons. (no)
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[izzybee]

lo crazy crazy crazy! Those are some good suggestions about what to do in lifts! Me and my friend would be too scared to do that kind of wierness! LoL