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  1. #1
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    Wink The 12 Days of Therapy - A New Christmas Carol for Our Time :)

    Verse 1
    On the first day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 2
    On the second day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 3
    On the third day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 4
    On the fourth day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Four treatment goals,
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 5
    On the fifth day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD,
    Four treatment goals,
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 6
    On the sixth day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Six good reflections,
    UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD,
    Four treatment goals,
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 7
    On the seventh day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Seven short assessments,
    Six good reflections,
    UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD,
    Four treatment goals,
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 8
    On the eighth day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Eight million Kleenex,
    Seven short assessments,
    Six good reflections,
    UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD,
    Four treatment goals,
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 9
    On the ninth day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Nine labeled feelings,
    Eight million Kleenex,
    Seven short assessments,
    Six good reflections,
    UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD,
    Four treatment goals,
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 10
    On the tenth day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Ten new perspectives,
    Nine labeled feelings,
    Eight million Kleenex,
    Seven short assessments,
    Six good reflections,
    UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD,
    Four treatment goals,
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 11
    On the eleventh day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Eleven ways of coping,
    Ten new perspectives,
    Nine labeled feelings,
    Eight million Kleenex,
    Seven short assessments,
    Six good reflections,
    UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD,
    Four treatment goals,
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Verse 12
    On the twelfth day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    Twelve probing questions,
    Eleven ways of coping,
    Ten new perspectives,
    Nine labeled feelings,
    Eight million Kleenex,
    Seven short assessments,
    Six good reflections,
    UNCONDITIONAL POSITIVE REGARD,
    Four treatment goals,
    Three mm-hms,
    Two cups of tea,
    And some insight in-to my psyche.

    Bonus verse
    On the thirteenth day of therapy, my therapist gave to me
    an invoice for the preceding 12 sessions, with a polite request to remit payment upon receipt.

  2. #2
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    Default Re: The 12 Days of Therapy - A New Christmas Carol for Our Time :)

    HAHAHA!!! Sending to my therapist!!!

 

 

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