Fortunately/Unfortunately

**purpleteacher** · 03-25-2006, 04:30 PM

Fortunately, someone gave John some anti-fungus juice for his birthday (today) and now he is cured

**dreamer** · 03-27-2006, 11:08 AM

Unfortunately he had an allergic reaction to the juice and was soon covered with big red itchy spots.

**purpleteacher** · 03-27-2006, 03:57 PM

Fortunately, the itchy spots only lasted for a couple of minutes because he had some anti-big-red-itchy-spot cream in his back pocket saved forjustan occasion like this (this has happened before, but he never told anyone and didn't want to not take the juice he was offered by a friend).

**dita** · 03-27-2006, 04:33 PM

Unfortunately, the anti-big-red-itchy spot cream was out of date and it had the adverse reaction, causing him to hallucinate (spelling?)

**purpleteacher** · 03-27-2006, 04:41 PM

Fortunately, he loved hullicinating.

**dreamer** · 03-29-2006, 10:14 PM

Unfortunately, Jane appeared in the hallucination and it reminded him how much he missed her.

**dita** · 03-29-2006, 10:17 PM

Fortunately, at that exact moment, Jane called him on his cell phone that theWunga-Wungasfortunately did not take(which surprisingly got service).

**blondie90** · 03-30-2006, 12:09 AM

unfortunately, the wunga-wungas heard the cell phone ringing and took it before john had the chance to speak with jane...

**Carolee** · 03-30-2006, 01:50 AM

Fortunetly a beautiful wunga wunga woman came to brin ghim back his phone because sh ehad fallen in love with th esite o fhim...

**dita** · 03-30-2006, 03:01 PM

unfortunately, he didn't even notice the beautiful wunga-wunga woman because he was too upset about missing the call from Jane.

**blondie90** · 03-31-2006, 03:56 AM

fortunately, john stole his cell phone back once the last wunga wunga had fallen asleep, and put it on vibrate so they wouldn't hear it ring again...

**SimplyMe** · 04-03-2006, 03:24 AM

Unfortunately the battery died and the phone never went off ...

**swiftette** · 04-09-2006, 02:30 PM

Fortunately the beautiful wunga-wunga was the shaman's daughter and he had bestowed on her magical, mystical powers and she transformed herself from wunga-woman to wonder-woman and flew to the nearest Cingular authorized dealer to get John a new battery for his cell phone.....

**dreamer** · 04-09-2006, 10:55 PM

Unfortunately, when the call came through from Jane, the wunga-woman was so jealous, she turned John into a frog.

**swiftette** · 04-09-2006, 11:11 PM

Fortunately-Jane did two years in the French Foreign Legion and developed a hefty appetite for french fried frog legs....which was VERY unfortunate for poor John....

**dreamer** · 04-15-2006, 09:17 PM

Fortunately for John, just as Jane was about to take a bite, she realised that he wasn't a frog after all, but a poisonous toad, so she spat him out....

**gumdropper1** · 02-02-2007, 12:57 AM

Unfortunately, she spat him into a whirlpool.

**swiftette** · 02-02-2007, 10:24 PM

Fortunately, the bubbley water washed off all the poison...

**gumdropper1** · 02-04-2007, 09:48 PM

Unfortunately, the bubbly water was full of Norwalk virus.

**swiftette** · 02-04-2007, 10:09 PM

Fortunately, Jane is an emet. like us and always carries a bottle of lysol with her...

**penny77** · 02-05-2007, 06:09 AM

Unfortunately, the bottle of lysol was empty.

**emetshelp** · 02-26-2007, 05:24 PM

Fortunately, while she was looking for a new bottle of Lysol, the spell wore off and John became a man again.

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