for every woman here

[chloe]

This was sent to me the other day and I thought it was so nice I thought I would share it with all my friends here [img]smileys/smilies_01.gif[/img]


One Flaw In Women


By the time the Lord made woman,


He was into his sixth day of working overtime.


An angel appeared and said,


"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"


And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?


She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,


have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable


and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,


have a lap that can hold four children at one time,


have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart





-and she will do everything


with only two hands."





The angel was astounded at the requirements.


"Only two hands!? No way!


And that's just on the standard model?


That's too much work for one day.


Wait until tomorrow to finish."





"But I won't," the Lord protested.


"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own


heart.


She already heals herself when she is sick


AND can work 18 hours a day."





The angel moved closer and touched the woman.


"But you have made her so soft, Lord."





"She is soft," the Lord agreed,


"but I have also made her tough.


You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."





"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.





The Lord replied,


"Not only will she be able to think,


she will be able to reason and negotiate."





The angel then noticed something,


and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.


"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.


I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."





"That's not a leak,"


the Lord corrected,


"that's a tear!"


"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.





The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,


her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,


her loneliness, her grief and her pride."


The angel was impressed.


"You are a genius, Lord.


You thought of everything!


Woman is truly amazing."





And she is!


Women have strengths that amaze men.


They bear hardships and they carry burdens,


but they hold happiness,


love, and joy.


They smile when they want to scream.


<FO

[dreamer]

omg, I love this! Thank you Chloe!

[donna1216]

THat is great!![img]smileys/smilies_02.gif[/img]

[kate1966]

TRUELY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

[angel13]

Aww, that made me feel all warm and fuzzy thanks for sharing, chloe!

[Galadriel]

That was really nice!

[mjewell]

That was so nice, I loved it! Thanks for sharing.

[x hannah x]

[img]smileys/smilies_32.gif[/img]I'm going to be the only one who finds this nauseating right? Oh well.

[honeybee]

lol, it is so ture to real life!

[Babydoll]

It is cute, and very true. does kind of make me want to puke thou - haha I can't belive I just said that!