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    I see this topic on other boards and I thought it would be great for us to post our favorite quotes here, they can be inspirational or funny, just whatever you want. I'll start, I got quite a few so enjoy!


    From ER:


    Weaver: You can't SCREW UP and then WHINE about being mistreated


    Romano: Oh Kerry so glad I caught up with you [Looks at Gallant] You can go away now.


    Romano: Take the stairs next time, you'll live longer


    From Law and Order SVU:


    Elliot: Lady I have 4 kids and if I ever talked to them that way I'd arrest myself


    Munch: Now I'm a pain in my own ass


    Olivia: What's your name?
    Suspect: Screw you!
    Olivia: Screw you, you're under arrest for rape until wenail youfor the other eleven


    Suspect: Honey I'd like a mineral water, no ice
    Olivia: And I'd like your balls in a blender but ain't life a bitch?


    Simpsons:


    Lisa: Dad I think you're overreacting
    Homer: I think you're UNDERreacting
    Lisa: This session is over
    Homer: This session is UNDER
    Lisa: Goodbye!
    Homer: BADbye!


    Homer: If I could just say a few words...I'd be a better public speaker


    Lisa: Bart this is priceless
    Bart: Priceless like a mother's love or the good kind?


    [Homer is on a treadmill in his underwear]
    Mulder: Wait a minute Scully what's the point of this test?
    Scully: No point, I just thought her could stand to lose a little weight
    Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic
    Scully: Yes, it's like a lava lamp


    Futurama:


    Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you dumb!
    Fry: No I'm...doesn't


    Mom: Jam a bastard in it you CRAP!


    Mom: Don't be a fool!
    Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do!


    Fry: Then lets go by rank
    Leela: Okay first Bender, then Flexo, then Fry
    Fry: Flexo outranks me?
    Flexo: That's Flexo outranks me SIR


    X-Files:


    Mulder: Woman, Get back in here and make me a sandwich! [Scully throws her gloves at him and walks away] Did I not make myself clear?


    Mulder: Dreams are the answers to questions we haven't figured out how to ask yet


    Mulder: They tell me even though my deoderant is made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man


    Quote from A Handmaid's Tale: (I don't know if I got it exactly right but it's very close)


    "The moment of betrayal is the worst. The moment you know beyond any doubt that you've been betrayed: that some otherperson has wished you that much evil."


    From one of my screenplays:


    Monica: I've been here(at this school)for three years, when have you know me to be quiet for more then two minutes?


    Principal: Where have you been?
    Monica: Uh...not here?


    Ray: Okay okay we're coming you stupid senile bastard
    Prinicipal: What did you say?
    Ray: I said if I don't want to be tardy I better move faster


    I have tons more, but what are some of YOUR favorites?


    ~Monica
    David Duchovny I want you to love me
    To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
    David Duchovny I know you could love me
    I\'m sweet and I\'m cuddly-I\'m gonna kill Scully!

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    These are quotes from Jello Biafra that I stumbled upon on the net.Jello isprobably best knownfor beingthe front man of the punk band the Dead Kennedys. However, he's also somewhat of a comedic political commentator. I love him to pieces.
    "The people that need to be taken away from dysfunctional parents and locked away to be raised properly are the children of rich people."

    "Have you ever noticed the more they dole out freedom over there, the more they take it away over here?"

    "I believe every word because the truth is too weird"

    "To fight the war on drugs you must give up your rights"

    "Look anywhere long enough, your gonna find a conspiracy"


    “For every prohibition you create you also create an underground.”



    "The people down below are getting more angry, In order to protect the wealthy, those who control mass media are of course trying to pit different groups of the downtrodden against each other. Get the blacks to blame the Jews. Get the lower-class whites to blame the blacks, Mexicans, and Asians, and get everybody to blame rock and rap music. That's why pushing racism is en vogue. Anybody else other than Charles Murray and his Bell Curve book would have been shot down immediately as a eugenics advocate, but they put Murray on the cover of Time magazine right before the `94 elections. They wanted to make sure as many Gingrich clones taking part in the further corporate swindle got into Congress as possible."




    \"This too shall pass\"

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    "Wherever you go, there you are"


    "Just do it"


    "MAKE it happen"


    "Sometimes, you just have to say, 'What the f**k'"
    ~*~Charlene~*~

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    And here are some more....


    (Henry Rollins from Black Flag... Those punk rockers actually seem to be intelligent or something.. lol!)


    "Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.”


    "Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.”


    "It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.”


    "Half of life is f***ing up the other half is dealing with it.”


    "Keep your blood clean, your body lean, and your mind sharp.”


    \"This too shall pass\"

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    And from the Tao te Ching


    "To know you have enough is to be rich.”


    "Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe.”


    "Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking.” (I really like that one!)


    \"This too shall pass\"

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    These are a few from my facebook, but I collect quotes, I guess you can say:


    "I may be crazy but it keeps me from going insane."
    -Waylon Jennings

    "This is your life, are you who you want to be?"
    -Switchfoot




    "The more things change, the more they remain... insane."
    -Michael Fry and T. Lewis

    "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
    -John Lennon

    "Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye."
    -Helen Keller

    "That which doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger."

    "He who laughs, lasts."
    -Mary Pettibone Poole




    "Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
    -Francis Bacon

    "There is no insanity so devastating in man's life as utter sanity."
    -William Allen White "It is never too late to be what you might have been."
    -George Eliot

    "The pen is the tongue of the mind."
    -Miguel de Cervantes

    "Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
    -Dale Carnegie

    "In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart."
    -Anne Frank

    "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
    -Lao-tzu



    More to come!
    Edited by: NCsmile6
    *~NEHA~*
    Smile & God Bless!!!
    The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself- Franklin Delano Roosevelt


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    I HAVE SO MANY...BUT NONE I CAN REALLY THINK OF AT THE MOMENT BUT THESE...

    ~you never know when youre making a memory

    ~that which doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger

    ~hate the sin...love the sinner

    ~A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else

    ~Silence is the true friend that never betrays
    Edited by: loveable101
    ♥LIDIA&hearsts;

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    'If the shoe fits, buy it in all colors" Cathy from the Cathy Comics


    "Live quietly, mind your own business and work hard" 1 Thessalonians verse 11

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    Quote Originally Posted by taffy


    'If the shoe fits, buy it in all colors" Cathy from the Cathy Comics


    I like that one!!!
    *~NEHA~*
    Smile & God Bless!!!
    The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself- Franklin Delano Roosevelt


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    If you can't beat em, get a bat and follow through


    I'd rather regret the things I've done then the things that I haven't


    "I only answer to two people, myself and god, and I don't give a s*** what anyone else thinks" --Cher (I love her she's one of my idols)


    This one is from a comedian who I can't remember his name but I always thought it was really funny:


    "I'm not gay, but if my girlfriend came home and said that she had sex with Tom Cruise I would be like...DETAILS!"


    "How come Captain Planet can stop trains and fly dumpster bins into the sun, but if someone blows a puff of smoke on him he's useless?"--My Friend Steven


    This is something that I overheard once when I was a lot younger but I'll always remember it. Remember The Power Rangers? Well there were two boys, and I stress this, BOYS playing Power Rangers, and here's the little conversation they had:


    Boy 1: I wanna be the BLUE RANGER!
    Boy 2: I wanna be the PINK RANGER!


    That's all for now!


    ~Monica
    David Duchovny I want you to love me
    To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
    David Duchovny I know you could love me
    I\'m sweet and I\'m cuddly-I\'m gonna kill Scully!

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    My own personal quote I find myself often saying


    Im sick and tired of feeling sick and tired!


    lol
    *Mandi*

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    Every moment of your life is infinitely creative and the universe is endlessly bountiful. Just put forth a clear enough request, and everything your heart desires must come to you. ~Mahatma Gandhi


    Thought is a bird of space.....
    That in a cage of words, may indeed unfold its wings....
    But cannot fly...... ~Kahlil Gibran


    Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


    If a good face is a letter of recommendation, a good heart is a letter of credit. ~Bulwer


    That which does not kill me makes me stronger. ~Fredrick Nietzche

    And my favourite animal quotes:


    The question is not, "Can they reason?" nor, "Can they talk?" but rather, "Can they suffer?" ~Jeremy Bentham


    Never wear anything that panics the cat. ~P.J. O'Rourke



    Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. ~Paul Rodriguez


    The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men. ~Alice Walker



    When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. ~George Bernard Shaw



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    Fall seven times, stand up eight.
    - Japanese proverb


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    My mum always told me "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" but I guess I kept 'throwing those stone' because I heard it quite often.


    One of my old school friends taught me a couple...


    "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried"


    "If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment"


    I saw this one ona t-shirt somewhere: "It's always funny until someone gets hurt... then its hilarious"





    "You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson.


    "If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?" - Amy


    That's it for now...(sorry about the last one.. just having a little trouble with the ex - you know how it is)Edited by: snoozy

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    My friend told me about a T-Shirt he once saw that said:


    I love everyone and you're next


    LoL


    "You look sad, I know, lets be sad together and sing Enya songs..."--My Friend Ray


    "Thank you sir may I have your mother?"--My Friend Solomon


    From a song by Nerf Herder:


    Sorry I crashed through your window on accident, sorry I made a mess, sorry I bled to death


    I'll be back with more!


    ~Monica
    David Duchovny I want you to love me
    To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
    David Duchovny I know you could love me
    I\'m sweet and I\'m cuddly-I\'m gonna kill Scully!

 

 

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