A friend of mine referred me to this Meme here: Which House M.D. doctor did you meet up with?
I filled it out just for fun and THESE were my results:
You met: House
When: June 17, 2004
Where: Bar
What he thought of you: You're cute, but not his type
What ended up happening: You puked in his car</span>, so he left you on the side of the road
I laughed but......dear God! I swear the universe has a sick sense of humor! Why else would an emet</span> get that result?