I see this topic on other boards and I thought it would be great for us to post our favorite quotes here, they can be inspirational or funny, just whatever you want. I'll start, I got quite a few so enjoy!
From ER:
Weaver: You can't SCREW UP and then WHINE about being mistreated
Romano: Oh Kerry so glad I caught up with you [Looks at Gallant] You can go away now.
Romano: Take the stairs next time, you'll live longer
From Law and Order SVU:
Elliot: Lady I have 4 kids and if I ever talked to them that way I'd arrest myself
Munch: Now I'm a pain in my own ass
Olivia: What's your name?
Suspect: Screw you!
Olivia: Screw you, you're under arrest for rape until wenail youfor the other eleven
Suspect: Honey I'd like a mineral water, no ice
Olivia: And I'd like your balls in a blender but ain't life a bitch?
Simpsons:
Lisa: Dad I think you're overreacting
Homer: I think you're UNDERreacting
Lisa: This session is over
Homer: This session is UNDER
Lisa: Goodbye!
Homer: BADbye!
Homer: If I could just say a few words...I'd be a better public speaker
Lisa: Bart this is priceless
Bart: Priceless like a mother's love or the good kind?
[Homer is on a treadmill in his underwear]
Mulder: Wait a minute Scully what's the point of this test?
Scully: No point, I just thought her could stand to lose a little weight
Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic
Scully: Yes, it's like a lava lamp
Futurama:
Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you dumb!
Fry: No I'm...doesn't
Mom: Jam a bastard in it you CRAP!
Mom: Don't be a fool!
Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do!
Fry: Then lets go by rank
Leela: Okay first Bender, then Flexo, then Fry
Fry: Flexo outranks me?
Flexo: That's Flexo outranks me SIR
X-Files:
Mulder: Woman, Get back in here and make me a sandwich! [Scully throws her gloves at him and walks away] Did I not make myself clear?
Mulder: Dreams are the answers to questions we haven't figured out how to ask yet
Mulder: They tell me even though my deoderant is made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man
Quote from A Handmaid's Tale: (I don't know if I got it exactly right but it's very close)
"The moment of betrayal is the worst. The moment you know beyond any doubt that you've been betrayed: that some otherperson has wished you that much evil."
From one of my screenplays:
Monica: I've been here(at this school)for three years, when have you know me to be quiet for more then two minutes?
Principal: Where have you been?
Monica: Uh...not here?
Ray: Okay okay we're coming you stupid senile bastard
Prinicipal: What did you say?
Ray: I said if I don't want to be tardy I better move faster
I have tons more, but what are some of YOUR favorites?
~Monica
David Duchovny I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
David Duchovny I know you could love me
I\'m sweet and I\'m cuddly-I\'m gonna kill Scully!