Here is (in the words of the great John Cougar Mellancamp before he dropped the Cougar)a "little diddy" called The Emetphobic 12 days of Christmas...On the first day of Christmas my fellow emet gave to me-a can of Lysol underneath my tree. On the 2nd day of Christmas my fellow emet. gave to me-2 sterile gloves and a can of Lysol underneath my tree. On the 3d day of Christmas my fellow emet. gave to me-3 phenergans, 2 sterile gloves and a can of Lysol underneath my tree. On the 4th day of X-mas my fellow emet. gave to me- 4 food thermometers, 3 phenergans, 2 sterile gloves and a can of Lysol underneath my tree. On the 5th day of X-mas my fellow emet. gave to me 5 Golden Onion Riiiiiings(hey, we gotta eat[img]smileys/smilies_01.gif[/img]) 4 thermometers, 3 phenergans 2 sterile gloves and a can of lysol underneath my tree. On the 6th day of X-mas my fellow emet. gave to me 6 purells for cleansing- 5 Golden Riiiiiings, 4 thermometers, 3 phenergans, 2 sterile gloves and a can of Lysol underneath my tree. On the 7th dayof X-mas my fellow enmet. gave to me-7 CDC warnings, 6 purells for cleansing , 5 Golden Riiiiiings, 4 thermometers, 3 phenergans, 2 sterile gloves and a can oflysol underneath my tree.On the 8th day of X-mas my -Okay, my hand is now cramped so I'll just tell ya the rest and you can sing it for yourselves-12 emets-a-venting, 11 surgical masks, 10 brand new pens, 9 ladies room closed signs, 8 maids-a-cleaning, 7 CDC warnings, 6 Purells for cleansing, 5 Golden Onion Riiiiings, 4 thermometers, 3 Phenergans, 2 sterile gloves and a can of Lysol underneath my treeeeee!!!!! Happy Holidays![img]smileys/smilies_43.gif[/img]



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