Ok, so, first forgive me if I can't use the word "shit".

This game is really easy. One person says something that's bothering him/her, for example: I've gained 5 pounds!
The next person says something to make the other feels better, for example: At least you haven't gained 10!

Then the person who made the other feels better say something that's bothering him/her, and the game goes on.

I start:
Holy Shit, I cannot find a nice peep toe to wear on a wedding!