Coffee. I am 100% sure that is the culprit. Years ago I worked for Starbucks and we got free drinks while on shift. I worked open shift, had to be in at 5am, and I'd pound down either 3 cups of regular coffee or about 6 shots of espresso over my first 2 hours there. And every morning, like clockwork, about 4 hours into the shift, I'd get super n*, gurgly, and have the runs. And then about 2 hours later I'd be starving.


You'd think I would have learned the first time, but no...this was a daily ritual. I swear you could set a clock by me.