A lot of your stories just bring me back to so many of my own.
I can't watch jackass or comedy movies. And that bad cough thing reminds me of back in 1st grade when a kid had a terrible cough, and later on in the day it was so bad that it made him v*. 1st grade was a bad year; I'm 20 years old and I can still remember EVERYONE who v* that year, and what month it was in, and how it happened, etc.
It really is such a relief finding people who are understanding and accepting in regards to this. Welcome!
The waiting seems eternity
a day will dawn of sanity.