About 10 years ago, I had a muffin and a glass of milk before going to bed around 4 AM.

I woke up around 7 AM, laid in bed shaking and n* 'til 9 AM, and then proceeded to have a full-on bathroom marathon. D*, v*, the works.

I haven't really been able to eat muffins since. And I really loved the coffee cake ones... =(

Wow, that made me really sad. I miss those muffins. But, even now, large muffins give me indigestion for some reason. Small ones are fine, but large ones never sit well with me.