Sorry about the inappropriate language! My bad.

I am going to study at the University of Valencia, I'm super excited...or
will be once I get on the plane and everything's ok! haha, but thank you
for the advice!

It's funny how drawn v* is to me, I don't ever drink because I'm too afraid
that someone else is going to start v* and I won't be able to get away. So I
usually just hang out at parties or bars until someone v*s then I'm gone.

When I went skydiving, I wasn't afraid of jumping out of the plane or that
the chute wouldn't pop out, I was worried that my tandem master was
going to land me in the girl that went before me's v* on the ground near
the X marked landing zone.

I have at least twenty other ironic stories involving me, my fear of, and v*.
haha, it sucks.

My nightmares usually involve me being trapped somewhere with it all
around me so I can't run or get out without it touching me in some
way...hope I don't have one on the plane!