We're all so much alike! Sorry for writing so much, but I just like to tell my crazy stories to people who are like "oh yeah, I do that" instead of "what the hell?" So here we go....

Anyways, here is some of my crazy: Bus riding. I do it. And I feel like I've calculated all the possible v* related risks involved in bus riding so I can do it as safely as possible. I ALWAYS sit on the window side of the seat (yes, trapped!). I figure I'm not going anywhere near a bus if I feel even slightly s*, so I dont' have to be worried about myself being s* on a bus and trapped because I will NEVER let it happen. However, if I'm "trapping" somebody by sitting on the outside isle seat, and they have to be s* on the bus ride, it's gonna be on ME if I'm trapping them. I'd rathar be trapped and let them p* in the isle. And if, God forbid, this ever happens, which of course, would suck severely even though it's not directly on me, I know for a fact, I will have NO trouble pushing and climbing over people and insisting I be let off the bus immediately! (haha, hope it never comes to that!)

As far as great lengths I go to avoid it when it's actually happening, this story was when my emet was at it's least intrusive. I had two friends over and we were all drinking (I was ok with drinking then, because on the rare occasion that I drank enough to be s* I never remembered it (the only reason I know it ever happened is friends telling me the next day.) so I wasn't afraid to drink again...if that makes sense). They drank wine with supper and then they starting drinking vodka with me after supper. I guess the timing and combination was AWFUL and they were both in the washroom right after they started with the vodka. I was NOT drunk and I slept on the balcony even though they were both fine like an hour later, and I KNEW it wasn't contagious. They thought I was nuts, and they also were offended and annoyed. Oh well.

I have also slept in the car when someone got s* when I lived with my parents, even in the winter. Haha.

Again, sorry that was so long