I don't have any very funny stories but once in the fifth grade these two boys who were good friends decided, at lunch time, to make a 'potion' which was just them mixing their lunch together. one of the boys took a whiff, covered his face with his shirt, and then vomited all over the table. we had to move to the other table for the rest of lunch and the boy got cleaned up and i sat down at the table, and he (pretty sure he had a crush on me) sat down next to me, like, 'hey'. i SPAZZED OUT. I RAN out of the room having a panic attack, and the boy was staring at me like, 'what the fuck...?' so then I later hear him talking about 'this girl who had a panic attack' when he threw up.

Also, in the same year I believe, I was on the bus, and my friend was talking to me, and all of a sudden the whole bus gets quiet...and i look over to this girl sitting across from me, and she's making gag noises, but not as in she was going to be sick, but she was disgusted...because another kid already threw up. When I got off the bus after they cleaned up i still jumped over the spot he threw up on.

Err...when a kid said he felt sick in class, i started crying and asked the teacher if i could move.