Mmmm...McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell...I eat it all, and 9 times out of 10 I hate myself for it later. It tastes so good but is so bad for you. I know it's all some kind of conspiracy, and the cow I am eating is probably a combination of fifteen different cow parts from 10 different cows, but it tastes so freaking good that I don't care. But two hours later, my stomach hurts, I am running to the bathroom to poo, and I curse Ronald McDonald to hell. So why do I do it? Because I'm like every other red-blooded stupid American who falls for that trap. And I've got the twenty extra pounds to prove it. I hate our country. Really I do.[img]smileys/smilies_07.gif[/img]
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