OMG! I thought being a dog grpomer would be such a nice job, bit like being a hairdresser but without gaving to make boring small talk to people about where they're going on holiday this year and stuff but I am now seeing it in a whole different light!!! Getting diarrhoea'd on by a dog is just yukky beyond words, it's just as well you didn't have your face down there I suppose and at least he didn't need washing all over again either lol. Hope the rest of your day is better although by the sound of it, that won't be hard! xx