I was in a motorway stop using the restroom and I took a deep breath before entering and right as I walked in, a woman came out of the toilet and said to her friend 'I have just been massivley s*"
by this point i was walking into my cubicle and i decided i would keep going rather than run away
I used the bathroom, washed and dried my hands and I walked out in one piece despite hearing a charmingly detailed convosation about it >.<