Hilarious!!!! (not for the woman, poor thing!) Isn't it incredible the way these things happen? Just goes to show that v* is part of life. Though we hate it we have to figure out a way to deal with it. You've come so far girl!!!! Happy to hear from you (I've missed you) and THRILLED to hear your progress!!!! Remember that 'normal' people don't like the sound of v* and would tense up a bit if they were in your situation. We don't have to learn to like it (who does???) but we must learn to coexist with it.