My phone drives me crazy with it's auto correcting when i don't want it to. I thought it would be fun to post some things here and just leave the errors and see how funny/stupid they come out without us fixing the errors. I'LL Start

May had A little lamb, little land, little lamb
May had a little lamb it's fleece was Effie as snow

little miss mugger sat on a tiger eating her curds and wherry
Asking came a aider and sat down beside get and frightened Mrs mugger away